Beauty Salon

Tut! Tut! I may as well live in a beauty salon! This has been the umpteenth time those girls have been pampered – how many times does a sow need to have her long hair brushed for heavens sake?!

It’s not just the hair thing though, they get CUCUMBER whilst they get it done… that is so unfair because their hair is so long, it takes so much longer to do than mine does because I’m a short haired guinea pig; this means they get more cucumber than I do!!

Ive tried rolling around in the hay to get really scruffy, but my grooming is over far too quickly… maybe I should pretend to be a hamster and stuff my cheeks full of cucumber whilst I’m there? 😉