Female reindeers?! Pfft!

Poppy also says that all Santa’s reindeer are female! Pfft! As if Santa would allow females to be in charge of such an important mission as delivering presents to all the children around the world in just one night ! He just wouldn’t do that because they’d get lost… everyone knows females are hopeless with directions! Unless doe reindeer have a sat nav of course

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